ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i now understand why vodka
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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