My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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