just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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