Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
third nipple confirmed
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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