big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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