Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Just puked most of my soul out..
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