Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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