i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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