is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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