she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
ttyl tear gas
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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