I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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