Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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