I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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