I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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