guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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