I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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