Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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