They should really pass out barf bags in church
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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