We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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