I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I am one with the molecules
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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