Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Randomize
