You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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