yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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