if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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