I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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