Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize