Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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