pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Randomize
