yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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