Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I fill condoms, not promises.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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