I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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