i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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