how can u be prego again
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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