My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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