how can u be prego again
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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