Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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