i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
do herpes really smell.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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