dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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