i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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