I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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