ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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