some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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