i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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