dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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