Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
soo... how was my night?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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