i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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