Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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