hell yes lets make some ravioli
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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