god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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