Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
