Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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