would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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