i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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