I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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