Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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