i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
