its not stalking. its research.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You don't make any sense
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