White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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